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My Stats
Gender: GuyAge: 28 years old
Orientation: Straight
Status: In a relationship
Body Type: Average
Occupation: pYzam CTO
Location: Scottsdale
What would you do with a million dollars?
Buy a house and some ice cream.
How would you describe your perfect mate?
I wouldn't describe my perfect mate.
If you had three wishes, what would they be?
I would wish for a) a toasted spicy sukiyaki beef sandwich delivered to my house daily b) lifelong supply of panang curry delivered to my house in an oil tanker c) magical jalapeno chicken sandwich machine that pops out jalapeno chicken sandwiches on demand.
What is the most exciting thing you've ever done?
Filling out these boxes is pretty exciting.
What do you want to do before you die?
start a hoglet orphanage
Favorite Movies
The Matrix, The Dark Knight, American Psycho, Blade Runner, Wall-E
Favorite Books
GoliathJohnny Mneumonic
The Singularity is Near, A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius
Favorite Music
Yes, I have favorite music.
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About Me

I suppose that I could claim that I had always suspected that the world was a cheap and shoddy sham, a bad cover for something deeper and weirder and infinitely more strange, and that, in some way, I already knew the truth.
gill-less, organic RNA/DNA protein-based, metabolic, metazoic, nucleic, diploid, bilaterally-symmetrical, endothermic, digestive, tryploblast, opisthokont, deuterostome coelemate with a spinal chord and 12 cranial nerves connecting to a limbic system in an enlarged cerebrial cortex with a reduced olfactory region inside a jawed-skull with specialized teeth including canines and premolars, forward-oriented fully-enclosed optical orbits, and a single temporal fenestra, -attached to a vertebrate hind-leg dominant tetrapoidal skeleton with a sacral pelvis, clavical, and wrist & ankle bones; and having lungs, tear ducts, body-wide hair follicles, lactal mammaries, opposable thumbs, and keratinized dermis with chitinous nails on all five digits on all four extremities, in addition to an embryonic development in amniotic fluid, leading to a placental birth and highly social lifestyle.

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- pYzam Team
- Rob Chulowitzki
- Andy
- Amanda
- Bri
- Bryant
- Conrad
- Jason
- Tiffany Moore
- Mr. & Mrs. Nash
- Robert
- Leanne
- Vincent
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