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My Stats

Gender: Guy
Age: 44 years old
Orientation: Confused
Status: It's complicated
Body Type: Some Extra Baggage
Occupation: Alcoholic Bear
Location: Los Angeles, CA

What would you do with a million dollars?

Settle a few paternity cases and get some penicillin to clear up this syphilis.

How would you describe your perfect mate?

One that can take a punch. I kid, I kid. Domestic abuse is nothing to joke about, unless you have a studio audience.

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About Me

I'm an alcoholic stuffed teddy bear. I used to have a TV show, but it was considered too offensive for the networks.

Now I live in a box and give out paw-jobs for spare cash. Don't judge me.