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Frequently Asked Questions

Answers to common questions.

General Questions

1. Is everything here free?
2. How do I contact pYzam?
3. How do I upload my own stuff to pYzam?
4. Why do you guys make this site and who are you?

Layouts Questions

1. After I used a Layout on Myspace all of my interests sections don't show up. What's wrong?
2. How do I request a certain Layout to be made?
3. I'm new to this. How EXACTLY do I put a layout into my Myspace account?
4. I'm new to this. How EXACTLY do I put a layout into my Friendster account?
5. I put a new Layout up and my old one still shows up. Why?
6. How can I get just some parts of the Layout without having to have the WHOLE thing?
7. How do I remove the pYzam logo on the top left of my page when I get a Layout?
8. How do I make my profile more transparent so I can see the background?
9. I tweaked my Layout using your code, but want to put it back. How do I do that?
10. I used the background uploader, but my picture went away! What's going on?

Flash Toys Questions

1. How do I remove a toy from my page? (to replace it with another)?
2. I lost my toy, but I want it back. How do I get my code back?
3. I can't see the questions asked to my 8 Ball!
4. My toy isn't showing up, all I see is a link to your site.
5. When I draw on my Draw On Me toy it doesn't save. How can I fix it?
6. When someone leaves a message on my fridge, all the letters are scrambled. How do I fix it?
7. I have a creature. How do I steal other creatures?
8. My creature escaped! How do I get him back?
9. My Count Down / Count Up isn't right! How do I fix it?
10. I have a great idea for a new toy? How do I get it to you guys?

Funny Video / Picture Questions
1. The pictures work on your site, but when I put them on my page I get an "X" and no picture?
2. I have the FUNNIEST picture and/or video of all time! How do I send it to you guys?
3. I don't think one of your pictures/videos is very funny, it's offensive! How do I complain about it?
Questions About the World
1. Where do babies come from?
2. How old do you have to be before it can be said you died of old age?
3. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
4. If you have a cold Hot Pocket, is it just a Pocket?
5. If you fart and burp at the same time, would it make a vacuum in your tummy?
6. Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use, the bubbles are always white?
7. Is eating a mermaid considered cannibalism?
8. Are children who act in rated R movies allowed to see them?
 
General Questions and Answers

1. Is everything here free?
Yes! Absolutely everything we offer here, toys, layouts, tweaks, pictures, videos, etc, are ALL free to use! So start making your site cool already!


2. How do I contact pYzam?
Just use the navigation on the left and you can fill out our contact form! If it's not working, check your pop-up blocker to make sure it's not stopping it from coming up. As a last resort you can always email us at @ other at pyzam dot com.


3. How do I upload my own stuff to pYzam?
Well we have a bunch of different tools to upload your own content, such as our Background Creator. But if you are wanting to add new features, pictures, or videos to our site just email us @ other at pyzam dot com.


4. Why do you guys make this site and who are you?
We are just two guys in Arizona that were sick of crappy content sites out there. All the other sites just steal their content from user's profiles and don't organize it. We want to make sure that everything on pYzam is quality and easy to get!

 
Layouts Questions and Answers

1. After I used a Layout on Myspace all of my interests sections don't show up. What's wrong?
MySpace changes those sections into links that are the same color as the background (stupid, we know!). Don't worry, it's SUPER easy to fix. Just put <z> in those sections that aren't showing up right and it will fix your problems.


2. How do I request a certain Layout to be made?
Yes, we actually make layouts that people WANT! So if you're favorite team, celeb, color, etc isn't here just REQUEST IT!


3. I'm new to this. How EXACTLY do I put a layout into my MySpace account?
First, find the layout that you like, and click on the code box (which is underneath the thumbnail of the layout). That will open up a page that has some instructions and a box full of html-code. First, you need to copy all that code to your computer, which is very easy. Just click in the box, and all of the code will then be "highlighted." Right-click and select copy. Now you have the code, but you need to put the code in MySpace still. Login to your MySpace account and go to "Edit Profile." Now you need to paste that code you have into one of these boxes in MySpace. We recommend putting the code at the end of the "About Me" box. So click in that box, and if you already have stuff in that box, make sure your cursor is at the end of all that content. Then right click, and select "Paste." You should see the code in that box, and now all you have to do is SAVE it. So click "Save all changes" and then it should be DONE! Sometimes it can take a while for the profile to update though. HAVE FUN AND GOOD LUCK!


4. I'm new to this. How EXACTLY do I put a layout into my Friendster account?
First, find the layout that you like, and click on the code box (which is underneath the thumbnail of the layout). That will open up a page that has some instructions and two boxes full of html-code. First, you need to copy all that code from the first box (Customize CSS) to your computer, which is very easy. Just click in the box, and all of the code will then be "highlighted." Right-click and select copy. Now you have the code, but you need to put the code in Friendster still. Login to your Friendster account and go to "Edit Profile" and then click on "Customize". Or, once you login you can just click This Link . Now you need to paste that code you have into the "Customize CSS" box (at the bottom of the page), so click in that box, and then right-click, and select "Paste." You should see the code in that box. Now do the same thing for the second box that was on our code page "Add Media". Just copy that code and paste it in the "Add Media" box on Friendster. Now all you have to do is SAVE it. So click "Save" and then it should be DONE! Sometimes you have to refresh your profile to see your new layout, so when you're on your profile hit F5 or click the refresh button. HAVE FUN AND GOOD LUCK!


5. I put a new Layout up and my old one still shows up. Why?
It's one of two reasons. One, sometimes it takes a while for updates to show up, try refreshing the page just to make sure. More commonly though, it's because you didn't remove your old layout code. You should remove the old one when you put a new one up, but if you can't find it, just make sure the new layout comes AFTER the old one. That's why we say to paste the layout code at the end.


6. How can I get just some parts of the Layout without having to have the WHOLE thing?
Simple, instead of going to layouts, visit the backgrounds, network banners, or contact table sections. In those sections you can get just part of the layout and mix and match.


7. How do I remove the pYzam logo on the top left of my page when I get a Layout?
Um... don't use our layouts? :) See we have to actually SPEND lots of money to host our own images and make all our content for you. The ONLY thing we get back is that little link, so that's why it's there. In fact, if you like our stuff, TELL YOUR FRIENDS about pYzam.


8. How do I make my profile more transparent so I can see the background?
Paste this code at the end of your layout code:
<style type="text/css"> table table table td { filter:alpha(opacity=80); -moz-opacity:0.80; opacity:0.80; -khtml-opacity:0.80; }</style>


9. I tweaked my Layout using your code, but want to put it back. How do I do that?
Just delete the code you put in! That's the ONLY way. And since we obviously can't tell what the code is you put in, as we don't know what tweak you did, the best way for you to remember what code you need to delete is to find the code on our site again. Then take a good look at it and find that code on your page and remove it. Simple!


10. I used the background uploader, but every now and then my picture changes to something else? What's going on?!
This is a pretty common problem with a pretty simple answer. We only allow 1 background to be uploaded per IP address. Meaning that if someone else is using your computer and uploading theirs, they remove yours. Also, it doesn't have to be the same computer, some Internet Service Providers use the same IPs for multiple computers. But don't worry, we are working on a fix for this soon so that you can have as MANY pictures as you want!

 
Flash Toys Questions and Answers

1. How do I remove a toy from my page? (to replace it with another)?
All you have to do is delete the code you got from our site from where ever you pasted it in your profile. It can take up to 48 hours for the site you are using to notice the changes and update your page.


2. I lost my toy, but I want it back. How do I get my code back?
Unfortunately, once code is deleted it is gone forever. Just make a new one! No one will notice! We promise!


3. I can't see the questions asked to my 8 Ball!
The 8 ball questions shown here on the site are occasionally reset. We do this so our servers don't get SUPER backed up with everyone having a bazillion questions saved. All the more reason to check often!


4. My toy isn't showing up, all I see is a link to your site.
The site you are trying to put our code on probably doesn't allow embedded content in that area. Try putting the code on a different part of your profile.


5. When I draw on my Draw On Me toy it doesn't save. How can I fix it?
It DOES save, but when you just refresh the page your computer doesn't think anything has changed so it doesn't go get the changes. To see your drawing just close your browsers and reopen it. Or, get satisfaction in the fact that everyone else can, indeed, see your masterpiece.


6. When someone leaves a message on my fridge, all the letters are scrambled. How do I fix it?
This is caused by too many people out there on the internet saving a message at the exact same time. If you just do it again in a few minutes everything should be fine. If the problem continues, just go make a new fridge and replace your current fridge code on your page.


7. I have a creature. How do I steal other creatures?
Just click that other creature's head and enter the information it requests.


8. My creature escaped! How do I get him back?
Simply go to the creature page and make a new one. You should be able to use the same name. If not, just make him / her the same colors. No one will notice.


9. My Count Down / Count Up isn't right! How do I fix it?
Make sure your computer clock is set correctly.


10. I have a great idea for a new toy? How do I get it to you guys?
It's easy! We're always here to help! Just Contact Us!

 
Funny Video / Picture Questions and Answers

1. The pictures work on your site, but when I put them on my page I get an "X" and no picture?
This is probably because we are having some sort of server issue. See we actually host everything ourselves which is GREAT cause we don't pull stuff from you guys... but every now and then we might have a server blow up or something! The good news is, you don't have to change ANYTHING. Just give us a little while and it'll get fixed on our end. So leave that ugly X on your page, and we'll replace it with a beautiful image!


2. I have the FUNNIEST picture and/or video of all time! How do I send it to you guys?
We love getting links to the best funny pictures or videos! Just email us @ other at pyzam dot com!


3. I don't think one of your pictures/videos is very funny, it's offensive! How do I complain about it?
We pride ourselves on having a good sense of humor and we hope you do to! If not though, please write a formal complaint and mail it here:
S. Holmes
221B Baker Street
London, England

 
Questions About the World

1. Where do babies come from?
Little boys and girls make them, but mostly they come from China.


2. How old do you have to be before it can be said you died of old age?
73


3. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Glue can't stick to plastic. In fact, try it right now: take something very important, and glue something plastic onto it. Don't worry, it won't stick.


4. If you have a cold Hot Pocket, is it just a Pocket?
No, you have one nasty tasting Hot Pocket.


5. If you fart and burp at the same time, would it make a vacuum in your tummy?
Yes, in fact people have been known to die from this. However, it is a very good way to lose weight and so we encourage it.


6. Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use, the bubbles are always white?
When soap forms together at the peak of expansion (bubbles) it becomes racist.


7. Is eating a mermaid considered cannibalism?
Only if you are a mermaid.


8. Are children who act in rated R movies allowed to see them?
Yes. Once a child has been in a movie, they are a celebrity, and celebrities are allowed to do anything they want regardless of the law.

 






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